Tag Archives: Wizard

That Sounds Like a Lie

The Grand Concordance of the Wise assembled in the Citadel or the Light, located atop the peak of the Lofty Mountain. It was said that you could see the four corners of the Land from that glorious fastness. The negative … Continue reading

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Back Up Please

“Family is difficult,” said Darvinia, Enchantress of the Cursed Forest. “AS YOU SAY, MY LADY,” intoned the Automata that she had purchased as a personal guard. While it was a fantastically efficient killing machine (quite literally), its conversational skills were … Continue reading

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Unwelcome Guests

With a simple spell, Garthort froze the figure. He was researching in his library when he spotted a shadow lurking behind him. Gripping his silver chased, mahogany staff, which matched his argent robes with ebony embroidery (he wasn’t going to … Continue reading

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Just Us

Garthort the Wicked sat and unenthusiastically ate gruel. It was the only thing he knew how to make but it was not his first choice. (That was Elven Toast topped with a berry compote and a dollop of sweetened cream.)  … Continue reading

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A Palaver Wit A Malignity

She strode to the gates of Goblinburg, formerly the abandoned city of Wild Fringe. Her dainty hooves sizzled on the damp ground. “Oy!” shouted one of the two sentries that stood guard, “’Alt an state yer business!” Both Goblin guards … Continue reading

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‘Eres Da Thing

Meanwhile, deep in a dungeon… “It dunt really make sense, do it?” asked Vork the Goblin. “How da ya mean?” replied his companion Bork, another Goblin. “Well, we’ve been hired by this evil wizard-” “To be fair, we dunt know … Continue reading

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Chosen Chapter One

“The Challenge shall come from the Fell to the Fall and plans shall be shattered” -From the Prophecy of the unending scroll Being the Chosen One, thought Sir Garfan, is not as fun as it sounds. The enormous battle Troll, whose … Continue reading

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