Tag Archives: Undead

Dead Clever-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 36

The wind and the clacking of bones set Xoran’s teeth on edge. Truthfully, it was the bones that really irritated him. He was mostly indifferent to the wind. Before him, lay a vast army of the undead. Reanimated skeletons of … Continue reading

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Drinks & Denigration-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 23

The Drowsy Dragon was a typical roadside tavern, complete with a roaring fireplace, tankards of ale being served by wenches of all genders, filled with adventurers laughing, drinking, and occasionally fighting. As often as not, these quarrels were mended by … Continue reading

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It Can’t Hurt To Ask-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 22

Given the current state of uncertainty in the Land, undead hordes, Abominations roaming the countryside, economic upheaval, and general misery, prayer is on the rise. After all, the gods are there to help the devout, are they not? There’s a … Continue reading

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Everything I Ever Wanted-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 21

There were many rumors about U’Korr the Destroyer. Some said that he was half Daemon and a quarter Giant on his mother’s side. Others believed he was an avatar of some forgotten god of battle or chaos or chaos-battle. A … Continue reading

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We Need To Talk-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 15

“I’m not going to talk to her,” insisted Darvinia, Enchantress of the Cursed Forest.   Punmurr, Warlady of the Blood Keep sighed and looked out at the jagged landscape below The Pernicious Donjon. The common wisdom was that such a hostile … Continue reading

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It’s A Funny Old World, Innit?-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 14

Burthode Bronzefist, a Dwarven scout, hid in the brush alongside Firna, a Goblin spotter. Below them, a seemingly endless parade of undead streamed along the old imperial road. “I see a legion of spearmen, from the…” Burthode paused, “Vantovian Principality.” … Continue reading

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One More Time-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 12

“Let’s start again,” said the Elven investigator.  Garthort the Fly-Heart, formerly Garthort the Wicked, sighed. “I’ve told everything I know,” he pointed out. The investigator, who was called Pitare, pulled out a sheet of parchment from the folio in front … Continue reading

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Here Comes The Sun-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 11

Brother-Sargent Xoran of the Temple of the Dawn Goddess rode into camp on his Dentre-Bird, the large, flightless birds favored as mounts by the order. He leapt off and cried, “I must see the Mum-Captain, posthaste!” He moved through the … Continue reading

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How The Sausage Is Made-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 9

Necromancers know a lot about history. This is not a bit of trivia to win a tavern bet on, though you can and probably will if it comes up. To be precise, they know all about the great battles of … Continue reading

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Back Up Please-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 6

“Family is difficult,” said Darvinia, Enchantress of the Cursed Forest. “AS YOU SAY, MY LADY,” intoned the Automata that she had purchased as a personal guard. While it was a fantastically efficient killing machine (quite literally), its conversational skills were … Continue reading

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