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This Can’t Be A Surprise-Da Great Goblin-Rebellion Part 44
Once you’ve been victorious in battle, the last thing you want to do is fight another battle. U’Korr the Destroyer would’ve disagreed with that before he had sworn to pursue his dream of opening up the ultimate barbecue joint. However, … Continue reading
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Tagged Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Betrayal, Daemons, Dragon, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Good, Guild, Ha Ha, Halfling, Humans, Humor, Magic, Necromancy, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead
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Dead Clever-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 36
The wind and the clacking of bones set Xoran’s teeth on edge. Truthfully, it was the bones that really irritated him. He was mostly indifferent to the wind. Before him, lay a vast army of the undead. Reanimated skeletons of … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Change, Clever, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Holy, Humor, Lich, Logic, Magic, Parley, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead, Vampire, Vampires, War, Warriors
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Drinks & Denigration-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 23
The Drowsy Dragon was a typical roadside tavern, complete with a roaring fireplace, tankards of ale being served by wenches of all genders, filled with adventurers laughing, drinking, and occasionally fighting. As often as not, these quarrels were mended by … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Accusation, Adventurers, Appetizers, Beer, Change, discussion, Drinks, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Guild, Humor, Insults, Magic, Maps, Stout, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Tavern, Undead, Union
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It Can’t Hurt To Ask-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 22
Given the current state of uncertainty in the Land, undead hordes, Abominations roaming the countryside, economic upheaval, and general misery, prayer is on the rise. After all, the gods are there to help the devout, are they not? There’s a … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Battle, Bureaucracy, Celestial, Deity, Drama, Dungeons and Dragons, Evil, existential crisis, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, gods, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor, Infernal, Interns, Magic, Rules, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead
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We Need To Talk-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 15
“I’m not going to talk to her,” insisted Darvinia, Enchantress of the Cursed Forest. Punmurr, Warlady of the Blood Keep sighed and looked out at the jagged landscape below The Pernicious Donjon. The common wisdom was that such a hostile … Continue reading
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Tagged Adventurers, Adventures, Compromise, Dungeons and Dragons, Evil, Family, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblin, Goblins, Guild, Humor, Letters, Magic, Sisters, skeletons, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead, Union
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It’s A Funny Old World, Innit?-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 14
Burthode Bronzefist, a Dwarven scout, hid in the brush alongside Firna, a Goblin spotter. Below them, a seemingly endless parade of undead streamed along the old imperial road. “I see a legion of spearmen, from the…” Burthode paused, “Vantovian Principality.” … Continue reading
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Tagged Adventurers, Adventures, Compromise, Correspondence, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarf, Dwarves, Evil, Exchange, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblin, Goblins, Guild, Humor, Letters, Magic, Scout, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead, Union
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One More Time-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 12
“Let’s start again,” said the Elven investigator. Garthort the Fly-Heart, formerly Garthort the Wicked, sighed. “I’ve told everything I know,” he pointed out. The investigator, who was called Pitare, pulled out a sheet of parchment from the folio in front … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Adventures, bandit, Bandits, Change, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Faith, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Giants, Guild, Humor, Interrogation, Kobolds, Mace, Magic, Mission, Orcs, Quest, Spiked, Spoon, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Travel, Undead, Union
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Here Comes The Sun-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 11
Brother-Sargent Xoran of the Temple of the Dawn Goddess rode into camp on his Dentre-Bird, the large, flightless birds favored as mounts by the order. He leapt off and cried, “I must see the Mum-Captain, posthaste!” He moved through the … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, bandit, Bandits, Change, Dungeons and Dragons, Faith, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Humor, Mace, Magic, Mission, Quest, Spiked, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Travel, Undead, Union
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How The Sausage Is Made-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 9
Necromancers know a lot about history. This is not a bit of trivia to win a tavern bet on, though you can and probably will if it comes up. To be precise, they know all about the great battles of … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Battle, Blood, Chaos, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblin, Goblins, Humor, Magic, Necromancy, Night, Prophecy, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead, Vampire
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