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It Would Be Wrong NOT TO-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 32

“Hebo-Dij, what in the names of all the gods are you doing?” hissed Litah, the Elven cleric. The Gnome rogue gave her his most disarming smile. Usually, it was enough to get him out of trouble, or at least delay … Continue reading

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For Each One You See…-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 31

“It’s like throwing rocks in the ocean,” stated Garthort the TBD. The Chief Diva began to hum something sorrowful and strum his lute, adding to the grim vibe of the proceeding. “Surely it’s not that bad?” asked Vumto, the part-Giant. … Continue reading

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Party Action-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 30

Sontor, god of the sky was reclining on a bed crafted from the warmth of the sun and pillows filled with starlight which was always comfortably cool. He had just gotten comfortable and was about to drink a goblet of … Continue reading

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No Good Deed-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 29

Captain Alfie Riverbottom looked out from the battlements of the Keep Sinasstair. The countryside used to have a thick forest of dark oak trees that had been planted ages ago to prevent any siege of the keep. The Dire Wolves … Continue reading

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Pretty Please With Sugar On It-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 28

“You can’t be serious,” stated, Farmoc the Daemonologist. “Serious as Hell,” replied Hala Half-Daemon with a smirk. “Do you really think we will give you the souls of all our firstborn?” sputtered Farmoc. Examining her fingernails for blood, Hala Half-Daemon … Continue reading

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Dispatches From The Front-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 27

FROM: War Captain Sert, G.I.S.T. (Goblin Irregulars Strike Team) A smallish horde o’ ‘Boninations, git wat wuz comin’ to dem on da edge o’ da Canyons o’ Craziness. A scout drew’em into a cul-d-sac, de we sealed it up wit … Continue reading

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Common Sense-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 26

Shattered hunks of granite littered the grand hall of the Unyielding Hold, one of the five Dwarven mountain republics. (There are six Hill Dwarf Holds but they don’t count to the mountain Dwarves. Don’t ask them unless you want to … Continue reading

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Corruption is Sexy-Da Great Goblin Rebellion Part 25

The Underworld might appear to be chaos but in fact, Hell craves order. To the untrained eye, it appears to be a random hodgepodge of countless sharp, spiky objects, pits of fire, pits of acid, pits of excrement, pits filled … Continue reading

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Treat O’Clock-Da Great Goblin Rebellion Part 24

“I’m not pro-apocalypse, just so we’re clear,” said The Exalted, with a gesture, “but try to see it from my point of view.” That was a little joke. Very little. Aerus the Elven Griffin-Rider and Xorp, the Goblin Bard, exchanged … Continue reading

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Drinks & Denigration-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 23

The Drowsy Dragon was a typical roadside tavern, complete with a roaring fireplace, tankards of ale being served by wenches of all genders, filled with adventurers laughing, drinking, and occasionally fighting. As often as not, these quarrels were mended by … Continue reading

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