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This Can’t Be A Surprise-Da Great Goblin-Rebellion Part 44
Once you’ve been victorious in battle, the last thing you want to do is fight another battle. U’Korr the Destroyer would’ve disagreed with that before he had sworn to pursue his dream of opening up the ultimate barbecue joint. However, … Continue reading
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Tagged Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Betrayal, Daemons, Dragon, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Good, Guild, Ha Ha, Halfling, Humans, Humor, Magic, Necromancy, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead
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You Want What?-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 37
“I have demands,” said Desimatix as he lolled on a mighty pile of treasure. “Naturally,” agreed Dansey Bigbritches. He had been selected for this negotiation because Halflings are not threatening. Additionally, he had the rather rare ability of not taking … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Change, Clever, Death, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Halfling, Life, negotiation, Songs
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No Good Deed-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 29
Captain Alfie Riverbottom looked out from the battlements of the Keep Sinasstair. The countryside used to have a thick forest of dark oak trees that had been planted ages ago to prevent any siege of the keep. The Dire Wolves … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Alliance, Betrayal, Daemon, Dire Wolves, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Halfling, Humor, Job Offer, Magic, Pariah, Siege, Sire Squirrels, Surreal, Tabletop RPG
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A Nibble and a Chat-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 19
“Please, make yourself comfortable,” said Darsey Bigbriches. Garthort paused. This was the sort of thing he would say just before he would do something terrible to a prisoner. “Oh, and help yourself to second brunch. I hope you like scones.” … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Adventurers, Adventures, Brunch, Bureaucracy, Dungeons and Dragons, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Great Goblin Rebellion, Griffins, Halfling, Humor, Magic, outer planes, Plotting, redemption, THE
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Bury The Lede-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 18
“Weren’t you terrified?” asked Burthode Bronzefist. “I guess if I had thought about it for a moment, I would’ve been,” replied Brother-Sargent Xoran. “If Oi had’ta foight a vampire all by me lonesome,wit only a silver buttah knoif, Oi’d be … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Adventurers, Adventures, Bureaucracy, Cat, Cat-Folk, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarf, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblin, Goblins, Great Goblin Rebellion, Guild, Halfling, Humor, Magic, Monsters, outer planes, Plotting, Posted in Fantasy, Red Tape, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union
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How Does This Work?-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 16
“This is a good thing, right?” asked the Halfling lawyer, Dansey Bigbritches. That question hung in the salon of the Grand Concordance of the Wise in the Citadel of the Light like an unpleasant smell that no one wished to … Continue reading
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Tagged Adventurers, Adventures, Compromise, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Family, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Giants, Goblin, Goblins, Good, Guild, Halfling, Humor, Letters, Magic, Sisters, skeletons, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union
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That Sounds Like a Lie-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 7
The Grand Concordance of the Wise assembled in the Citadel or the Light, located atop the peak of the Lofty Mountain. It was said that you could see the four corners of the Land from that glorious fastness. The negative … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Adventurers, Adventures, captured, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Halfling, Humor, Magic, Secrets, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, transformation, Trial, Wizard
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