Tag Archives: Halfling

A Nibble and a Chat

“Please, make yourself comfortable,” said Darsey Bigbriches. Garthort paused. This was the sort of thing he would say just before he would do something terrible to a prisoner. “Oh, and help yourself to second brunch. I hope you like scones.” … Continue reading

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Bury The Lede

“Weren’t you terrified?” asked Burthode Bronzefist. “I guess if I had thought about it for a moment, I would’ve been,” replied Brother-Sargent Xoran. “If Oi had’ta foight a vampire all by me lonesome,wit only a silver buttah knoif, Oi’d be … Continue reading

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How Does This Work?

“This is a good thing, right?” asked the Halfling lawyer, Dansey Bigbritches. That question hung in the salon of the Grand Concordance of the Wise in the Citadel or the Light like an unpleasant smell that no one wished to … Continue reading

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That Sounds Like a Lie

The Grand Concordance of the Wise assembled in the Citadel or the Light, located atop the peak of the Lofty Mountain. It was said that you could see the four corners of the Land from that glorious fastness. The negative … Continue reading

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Unwelcome Guests

With a simple spell, Garthort froze the figure. He was researching in his library when he spotted a shadow lurking behind him. Gripping his silver chased, mahogany staff, which matched his argent robes with ebony embroidery (he wasn’t going to … Continue reading

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