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Good News Bad News-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 34

Posted on October 3, 2022 by jenicek

The Land was green as far as the eye could see. Not the verdant hue of nature in balance. This was because literally, everything was green. Rocks, lakes, rivers, mountains, and wildlife. Additionally, this green was a color that should … Continue reading →

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The Dreaded Pop In-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 33

Posted on September 26, 2022 by jenicek

Garthort sat in his worn armchair and sighed. It had been a long day. Of course, they were all long days right now. The search for the rift continued and it was dangerous slow work. A dozen Griffin-Riders had been … Continue reading →

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It Would Be Wrong NOT TO-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 32

Posted on September 19, 2022 by jenicek

“Hebo-Dij, what in the names of all the gods are you doing?” hissed Litah, the Elven cleric. The Gnome rogue gave her his most disarming smile. Usually, it was enough to get him out of trouble, or at least delay … Continue reading →

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For Each One You See…-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 31

Posted on September 12, 2022 by jenicek

“It’s like throwing rocks in the ocean,” stated Garthort the TBD. The Chief Diva began to hum something sorrowful and strum his lute, adding to the grim vibe of the proceeding. “Surely it’s not that bad?” asked Vumto, the part-Giant. … Continue reading →

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No Good Deed-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 29

Posted on August 29, 2022 by jenicek

Captain Alfie Riverbottom looked out from the battlements of the Keep Sinasstair. The countryside used to have a thick forest of dark oak trees that had been planted ages ago to prevent any siege of the keep. The Dire Wolves … Continue reading →

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Pretty Please With Sugar On It-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 28

Posted on August 22, 2022 by jenicek

“You can’t be serious,” stated, Farmoc the Daemonologist. “Serious as Hell,” replied Hala Half-Daemon with a smirk. “Do you really think we will give you the souls of all our firstborn?” sputtered Farmoc. Examining her fingernails for blood, Hala Half-Daemon … Continue reading →

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Dispatches From The Front-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 27

Posted on August 15, 2022 by jenicek

FROM: War Captain Sert, G.I.S.T. (Goblin Irregulars Strike Team) A smallish horde o’ ‘Boninations, git wat wuz comin’ to dem on da edge o’ da Canyons o’ Craziness. A scout drew’em into a cul-d-sac, de we sealed it up wit … Continue reading →

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Common Sense-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 26

Posted on August 8, 2022 by jenicek

Shattered hunks of granite littered the grand hall of the Unyielding Hold, one of the five Dwarven mountain republics. (There are six Hill Dwarf Holds but they don’t count to the mountain Dwarves. Don’t ask them unless you want to … Continue reading →

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Corruption is Sexy-Da Great Goblin Rebellion Part 25

Posted on August 1, 2022 by jenicek

The Underworld might appear to be chaos but in fact, Hell craves order. To the untrained eye, it appears to be a random hodgepodge of countless sharp, spiky objects, pits of fire, pits of acid, pits of excrement, pits filled … Continue reading →

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Treat O’Clock-Da Great Goblin Rebellion Part 24

Posted on July 25, 2022 by jenicek

“I’m not pro-apocalypse, just so we’re clear,” said The Exalted, with a gesture, “but try to see it from my point of view.” That was a little joke. Very little. Aerus the Elven Griffin-Rider and Xorp, the Goblin Bard, exchanged … Continue reading →

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