Tag Archives: Goblins

For Each One You See…-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 31

“It’s like throwing rocks in the ocean,” stated Garthort the TBD. The Chief Diva began to hum something sorrowful and strum his lute, adding to the grim vibe of the proceeding. “Surely it’s not that bad?” asked Vumto, the part-Giant. … Continue reading

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Dispatches From The Front-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 27

FROM: War Captain Sert, G.I.S.T. (Goblin Irregulars Strike Team) A smallish horde o’ ‘Boninations, git wat wuz comin’ to dem on da edge o’ da Canyons o’ Craziness. A scout drew’em into a cul-d-sac, de we sealed it up wit … Continue reading

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Treat O’Clock-Da Great Goblin Rebellion Part 24

“I’m not pro-apocalypse, just so we’re clear,” said The Exalted, with a gesture, “but try to see it from my point of view.” That was a little joke. Very little. Aerus the Elven Griffin-Rider and Xorp, the Goblin Bard, exchanged … Continue reading

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Drinks & Denigration-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 23

The Drowsy Dragon was a typical roadside tavern, complete with a roaring fireplace, tankards of ale being served by wenches of all genders, filled with adventurers laughing, drinking, and occasionally fighting. As often as not, these quarrels were mended by … Continue reading

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Meanwhile… Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 20

As every wizard knows, some parts of the Land are infused with magic. Elven kingdoms are dripping with it, as they LOVE to remind everyone else. Dwarves draw on their rune-lore and ties to the living rock. Sites of great … Continue reading

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A Nibble and a Chat-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 19

“Please, make yourself comfortable,” said Darsey Bigbriches. Garthort paused. This was the sort of thing he would say just before he would do something terrible to a prisoner. “Oh, and help yourself to second brunch. I hope you like scones.” … Continue reading

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Bury The Lede-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 18

“Weren’t you terrified?” asked Burthode Bronzefist. “I guess if I had thought about it for a moment, I would’ve been,” replied Brother-Sargent Xoran. “If Oi had’ta foight a vampire all by me lonesome,wit only a silver buttah knoif, Oi’d be … Continue reading

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Eye of the Beholder-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 17

“Where in the ninety-nine hells are they?” asked Montar, the Abomination from the Outer Realms. Their cavern was empty. Well, at least of adventurers. There were plenty of the mutated creatures that they had summoned to soften up any adventurers … Continue reading

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How Does This Work?-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 16

“This is a good thing, right?” asked the Halfling lawyer, Dansey Bigbritches. That question hung in the salon of the Grand Concordance of the Wise in the Citadel or the Light like an unpleasant smell that no one wished to … Continue reading

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We Need To Talk-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 15

“I’m not going to talk to her,” insisted Darvinia, Enchantress of the Cursed Forest.   Punmurr, Warlady of the Blood Keep sighed and looked out at the jagged landscape below The Pernicious Donjon. The common wisdom was that such a hostile … Continue reading

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