Tag Archives: Evil

The Quiet Part Loud

Posted on April 24, 2023 by jenicek

The Congressman sat uncomfortably in the padded armchair. It had looked very squashy and soft, but it felt as though it had dense lumps and sharp edges hidden under the upholstery. He was anxious enough as it was, being summoned … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Short Stories | Tagged Abusrdist, Congress, Corruption, Deals, Demon, Evil, Hell, Humor, Nuance, Politics, Short Story, Subtlety | Comments Off

This Can’t Be A Surprise-Da Great Goblin-Rebellion Part 44

Posted on December 19, 2022 by jenicek

Once you’ve been victorious in battle, the last thing you want to do is fight another battle. U’Korr the Destroyer would’ve disagreed with that before he had sworn to pursue his dream of opening up the ultimate barbecue joint. However, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion | Tagged Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Betrayal, Daemons, Dragon, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Good, Guild, Ha Ha, Halfling, Humans, Humor, Magic, Necromancy, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead | Comments Off

Selfish Platter-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 35

Posted on October 9, 2022 by jenicek

Author’s note: This is a bit embarrassing. Here is a missing chapter of Da Great Goblin Rebellion. I wrote it and failed to post it. Why you might ask. I’m going to say it was a spell a Fell Sorcerer … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Change, Dungeons and Dragons, Economics, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Humor, Infighting, Magic, negotiation, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union, Worker's Rights | Comments Off

It Can’t Hurt To Ask-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 22

Posted on July 11, 2022 by jenicek

Given the current state of uncertainty in the Land, undead hordes, Abominations roaming the countryside, economic upheaval, and general misery, prayer is on the rise. After all, the gods are there to help the devout, are they not? There’s a … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Abominations, Battle, Bureaucracy, Celestial, Deity, Drama, Dungeons and Dragons, Evil, existential crisis, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, gods, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor, Infernal, Interns, Magic, Rules, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead | Comments Off

Everything I Ever Wanted-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 21

Posted on July 4, 2022 by jenicek

There were many rumors about U’Korr the Destroyer. Some said that he was half Daemon and a quarter Giant on his mother’s side. Others believed he was an avatar of some forgotten god of battle or chaos or chaos-battle. A … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Adventures, barbecue, Battle, BBQ, Compromise, desire, Dungeons and Dragons, Evil, existential crisis, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Giants, Humor, Magic, Necromancy, Parley, skeletons, suffering, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead, Vampire, warrior, Zombies | Comments Off

Meanwhile… Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 20

Posted on June 27, 2022 by jenicek

As every wizard knows, some parts of the Land are infused with magic. Elven kingdoms are dripping with it, as they LOVE to remind everyone else. Dwarves draw on their rune-lore and ties to the living rock. Sites of great … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged crags, crevasse, Dimensions, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Fell, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor, Magic, Monsters, Outer, outer planes, Planes, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Wizards | Comments Off

A Nibble and a Chat-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 19

Posted on June 20, 2022 by jenicek

“Please, make yourself comfortable,” said Darsey Bigbriches. Garthort paused. This was the sort of thing he would say just before he would do something terrible to a prisoner. “Oh, and help yourself to second brunch. I hope you like scones.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Abominations, Adventurers, Adventures, Brunch, Bureaucracy, Dungeons and Dragons, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Great Goblin Rebellion, Griffins, Halfling, Humor, Magic, outer planes, Plotting, redemption, THE | Comments Off

Bury The Lede-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 18

Posted on June 13, 2022 by jenicek

“Weren’t you terrified?” asked Burthode Bronzefist. “I guess if I had thought about it for a moment, I would’ve been,” replied Brother-Sargent Xoran. “If Oi had’ta foight a vampire all by me lonesome,wit only a silver buttah knoif, Oi’d be … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Abominations, Adventurers, Adventures, Bureaucracy, Cat, Cat-Folk, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarf, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblin, Goblins, Great Goblin Rebellion, Guild, Halfling, Humor, Magic, Monsters, outer planes, Plotting, Posted in Fantasy, Red Tape, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union | Comments Off

Eye of the Beholder-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 17

Posted on June 6, 2022 by jenicek

“Where in the ninety-nine hells are they?” asked Montar, the Abomination from the Outer Realms. Their cavern was empty. Well, at least of adventurers. There were plenty of the mutated creatures that they had summoned to soften up any adventurers … Continue reading →

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How Does This Work?-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 16

Posted on May 30, 2022 by jenicek

“This is a good thing, right?” asked the Halfling lawyer, Dansey Bigbritches. That question hung in the salon of the Grand Concordance of the Wise in the Citadel of the Light like an unpleasant smell that no one wished to … Continue reading →

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