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It’s A Hell Of A Thing-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 45
If they had been on the ground, many more people would’ve vaporized. Not much of a consolation for those who were, but you have it. Of course, Exhaultia and Darvinia went first, then Garthort. Members of the Grand Concordance of … Continue reading
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Tagged Abusrdist, Battle, Betrayal, Change, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Ghosts, Goblins, Guild, Heroes, Heroics, Humans, Humor, Magic, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union
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This Can’t Be A Surprise-Da Great Goblin-Rebellion Part 44
Once you’ve been victorious in battle, the last thing you want to do is fight another battle. U’Korr the Destroyer would’ve disagreed with that before he had sworn to pursue his dream of opening up the ultimate barbecue joint. However, … Continue reading
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Tagged Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Betrayal, Daemons, Dragon, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Good, Guild, Ha Ha, Halfling, Humans, Humor, Magic, Necromancy, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead
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Nothing Can Go Rong-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 43
With an intricate weaving of fingers, Darvinia summoned dozens of faceless figures comprised of thick, red vines that were completely covered with thorns. They were called Razor Ropers. They were also, once chopped up, edible, chewy, and surprisingly sweet. These … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Betrayal, Daemons, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Humans, Humor, Magic, Plants, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Victory
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So That Happened-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 40
Battles are funny. Not ha-ha funny, obviously. You can plan seven ways to Sunday and the whole thing can go sideways at a moment’s notice. Unlike brunch plans, sideways means people die. Again, not ha ha funny. The Alliance forces, … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Betrayal, Change, Daemons, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Guild, Ha Ha, Humans, Humor, Magic, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union, Worker's Rights
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Good News Bad News-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 34
The Land was green as far as the eye could see. Not the verdant hue of nature in balance. This was because literally, everything was green. Rocks, lakes, rivers, mountains, and wildlife. Additionally, this green was a color that should … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, cave, Change, Chase, Dragon, Dungeons and Dragons, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Humor, Journey, Magic, Mission, Quest, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Travel, Undead Goblins, Union
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Dispatches From The Front-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 27
FROM: War Captain Sert, G.I.S.T. (Goblin Irregulars Strike Team) A smallish horde o’ ‘Boninations, git wat wuz comin’ to dem on da edge o’ da Canyons o’ Craziness. A scout drew’em into a cul-d-sac, de we sealed it up wit … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Bone, Bones, Change, Clamp, Coastal, Dispatch, Dungeons and Dragons, Eel, Elves, Fantasy, fire, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Guild, Humor, Lay, Magic, News, Pyromancer, Ranger, Razor, Scallop, sea, Sea-Elves, Silent, Song, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union, War Dispatches, Witch, woods
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Treat O’Clock-Da Great Goblin Rebellion Part 24
“I’m not pro-apocalypse, just so we’re clear,” said The Exalted, with a gesture, “but try to see it from my point of view.” That was a little joke. Very little. Aerus the Elven Griffin-Rider and Xorp, the Goblin Bard, exchanged … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Alliance, Appetizers, discussion, Dungeons and Dragons, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Griffins, Guild, Hard Pass, Humor, Isolated, Magic, Orc Ball, Pass, pasteries, Plateau, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union
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Meanwhile… Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 20
As every wizard knows, some parts of the Land are infused with magic. Elven kingdoms are dripping with it, as they LOVE to remind everyone else. Dwarves draw on their rune-lore and ties to the living rock. Sites of great … Continue reading
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Tagged crags, crevasse, Dimensions, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Fell, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor, Magic, Monsters, Outer, outer planes, Planes, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Wizards
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