Tag Archives: Elves

It’s A Hell Of A Thing-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 45

Posted on December 26, 2022 by jenicek

If they had been on the ground, many more people would’ve vaporized. Not much of a consolation for those who were, but you have it. Of course, Exhaultia and Darvinia went first, then Garthort. Members of the Grand Concordance of … Continue reading →

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This Can’t Be A Surprise-Da Great Goblin-Rebellion Part 44

Posted on December 19, 2022 by jenicek

Once you’ve been victorious in battle, the last thing you want to do is fight another battle. U’Korr the Destroyer would’ve disagreed with that before he had sworn to pursue his dream of opening up the ultimate barbecue joint. However, … Continue reading →

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Nothing Can Go Rong-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 43

Posted on December 12, 2022 by jenicek

With an intricate weaving of fingers, Darvinia summoned dozens of faceless figures comprised of thick, red vines that were completely covered with thorns. They were called Razor Ropers. They were also, once chopped up, edible, chewy, and surprisingly sweet. These … Continue reading →

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It’s The Sudden Stop-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 42

Posted on December 5, 2022 by jenicek

Everyone in the Inferno-Squad was prepared to take to the skies to end this once and for all. Not all of them were avid flyers, but all of them put their trust in the Griffin-Riders or their own ability to … Continue reading →

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So That Happened-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 40

Posted on November 21, 2022 by jenicek

Battles are funny. Not ha-ha funny, obviously. You can plan seven ways to Sunday and the whole thing can go sideways at a moment’s notice. Unlike brunch plans, sideways means people die. Again, not ha ha funny. The Alliance forces, … Continue reading →

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Good News Bad News-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 34

Posted on October 3, 2022 by jenicek

The Land was green as far as the eye could see. Not the verdant hue of nature in balance. This was because literally, everything was green. Rocks, lakes, rivers, mountains, and wildlife. Additionally, this green was a color that should … Continue reading →

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For Each One You See…-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 31

Posted on September 12, 2022 by jenicek

“It’s like throwing rocks in the ocean,” stated Garthort the TBD. The Chief Diva began to hum something sorrowful and strum his lute, adding to the grim vibe of the proceeding. “Surely it’s not that bad?” asked Vumto, the part-Giant. … Continue reading →

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Dispatches From The Front-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 27

Posted on August 15, 2022 by jenicek

FROM: War Captain Sert, G.I.S.T. (Goblin Irregulars Strike Team) A smallish horde o’ ‘Boninations, git wat wuz comin’ to dem on da edge o’ da Canyons o’ Craziness. A scout drew’em into a cul-d-sac, de we sealed it up wit … Continue reading →

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Treat O’Clock-Da Great Goblin Rebellion Part 24

Posted on July 25, 2022 by jenicek

“I’m not pro-apocalypse, just so we’re clear,” said The Exalted, with a gesture, “but try to see it from my point of view.” That was a little joke. Very little. Aerus the Elven Griffin-Rider and Xorp, the Goblin Bard, exchanged … Continue reading →

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Meanwhile… Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 20

Posted on June 27, 2022 by jenicek

As every wizard knows, some parts of the Land are infused with magic. Elven kingdoms are dripping with it, as they LOVE to remind everyone else. Dwarves draw on their rune-lore and ties to the living rock. Sites of great … Continue reading →

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