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Meanwhile…
As every wizard knows, some parts of the Land are infused with magic. Elven kingdoms are dripping with it, as they LOVE to remind everyone else. Dwarves draw on their rune-lore and ties to the living rock. Sites of great … Continue reading
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Tagged crags, crevasse, Dimensions, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Fell, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor, Magic, Monsters, Outer, outer planes, Planes, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Wizards
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A Nibble and a Chat
“Please, make yourself comfortable,” said Darsey Bigbriches. Garthort paused. This was the sort of thing he would say just before he would do something terrible to a prisoner. “Oh, and help yourself to second brunch. I hope you like scones.” … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Adventurers, Adventures, Brunch, Bureaucracy, Dungeons and Dragons, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Great Goblin Rebellion, Griffins, Halfling, Humor, Magic, outer planes, Plotting, redemption, THE
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Bury The Lede
“Weren’t you terrified?” asked Burthode Bronzefist. “I guess if I had thought about it for a moment, I would’ve been,” replied Brother-Sargent Xoran. “If Oi had’ta foight a vampire all by me lonesome,wit only a silver buttah knoif, Oi’d be … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Adventurers, Adventures, Bureaucracy, Cat, Cat-Folk, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarf, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblin, Goblins, Great Goblin Rebellion, Guild, Halfling, Humor, Magic, Monsters, outer planes, Plotting, Posted in Fantasy, Red Tape, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union
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How Does This Work?
“This is a good thing, right?” asked the Halfling lawyer, Dansey Bigbritches. That question hung in the salon of the Grand Concordance of the Wise in the Citadel or the Light like an unpleasant smell that no one wished to … Continue reading
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Tagged Adventurers, Adventures, Compromise, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Family, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Giants, Goblin, Goblins, Good, Guild, Halfling, Humor, Letters, Magic, Sisters, skeletons, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union
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One More Time
“Let’s start again,” said the Elven investigator. Garthort the Fly-Heart, formerly Garthort the Wicked, sighed. “I’ve told everything I know,” he pointed out. The investigator, who was called Pitare, pulled out a sheet of parchment from the folio in front … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Adventures, bandit, Bandits, Change, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Faith, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Giants, Guild, Humor, Interrogation, Kobolds, Mace, Magic, Mission, Orcs, Quest, Spiked, Spoon, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Travel, Undead, Union
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That Sounds Like a Lie
The Grand Concordance of the Wise assembled in the Citadel or the Light, located atop the peak of the Lofty Mountain. It was said that you could see the four corners of the Land from that glorious fastness. The negative … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Adventurers, Adventures, captured, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Halfling, Humor, Magic, Secrets, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, transformation, Trial, Wizard
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The Writings of Leo Byrne Jenicek 