Tag Archives: Dwarves

Divine Denouement-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 46

Posted on January 2, 2023 by jenicek

It has been argued, and quite rightly, that war has no true winners. The cost of war is astronomical and can never fully be understood. Mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, nephews, nieces, cousins, and so on down the line, are lost. … Continue reading →

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It’s A Hell Of A Thing-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 45

Posted on December 26, 2022 by jenicek

If they had been on the ground, many more people would’ve vaporized. Not much of a consolation for those who were, but you have it. Of course, Exhaultia and Darvinia went first, then Garthort. Members of the Grand Concordance of … Continue reading →

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This Can’t Be A Surprise-Da Great Goblin-Rebellion Part 44

Posted on December 19, 2022 by jenicek

Once you’ve been victorious in battle, the last thing you want to do is fight another battle. U’Korr the Destroyer would’ve disagreed with that before he had sworn to pursue his dream of opening up the ultimate barbecue joint. However, … Continue reading →

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So That Happened-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 40

Posted on November 21, 2022 by jenicek

Battles are funny. Not ha-ha funny, obviously. You can plan seven ways to Sunday and the whole thing can go sideways at a moment’s notice. Unlike brunch plans, sideways means people die. Again, not ha ha funny. The Alliance forces, … Continue reading →

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For Each One You See…-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 31

Posted on September 12, 2022 by jenicek

“It’s like throwing rocks in the ocean,” stated Garthort the TBD. The Chief Diva began to hum something sorrowful and strum his lute, adding to the grim vibe of the proceeding. “Surely it’s not that bad?” asked Vumto, the part-Giant. … Continue reading →

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Common Sense-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 26

Posted on August 8, 2022 by jenicek

Shattered hunks of granite littered the grand hall of the Unyielding Hold, one of the five Dwarven mountain republics. (There are six Hill Dwarf Holds but they don’t count to the mountain Dwarves. Don’t ask them unless you want to … Continue reading →

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Meanwhile… Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 20

Posted on June 27, 2022 by jenicek

As every wizard knows, some parts of the Land are infused with magic. Elven kingdoms are dripping with it, as they LOVE to remind everyone else. Dwarves draw on their rune-lore and ties to the living rock. Sites of great … Continue reading →

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How Does This Work?-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 16

Posted on May 30, 2022 by jenicek

“This is a good thing, right?” asked the Halfling lawyer, Dansey Bigbritches. That question hung in the salon of the Grand Concordance of the Wise in the Citadel of the Light like an unpleasant smell that no one wished to … Continue reading →

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It’s A Funny Old World, Innit?-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 14

Posted on May 16, 2022 by jenicek

Burthode Bronzefist, a Dwarven scout, hid in the brush alongside Firna, a Goblin spotter. Below them, a seemingly endless parade of undead streamed along the old imperial road. “I see a legion of spearmen, from the…” Burthode paused, “Vantovian Principality.” … Continue reading →

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One More Time-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 12

Posted on May 2, 2022 by jenicek

“Let’s start again,” said the Elven investigator. Garthort the Fly-Heart, formerly Garthort the Wicked, sighed. “I’ve told everything I know,” he pointed out. The investigator, who was called Pitare, pulled out a sheet of parchment from the folio in front … Continue reading →

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