Tag Archives: Battle

Divine Denouement-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 46

Posted on January 2, 2023 by jenicek

It has been argued, and quite rightly, that war has no true winners. The cost of war is astronomical and can never fully be understood. Mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, nephews, nieces, cousins, and so on down the line, are lost. … Continue reading →

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It’s A Hell Of A Thing-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 45

Posted on December 26, 2022 by jenicek

If they had been on the ground, many more people would’ve vaporized. Not much of a consolation for those who were, but you have it. Of course, Exhaultia and Darvinia went first, then Garthort. Members of the Grand Concordance of … Continue reading →

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This Can’t Be A Surprise-Da Great Goblin-Rebellion Part 44

Posted on December 19, 2022 by jenicek

Once you’ve been victorious in battle, the last thing you want to do is fight another battle. U’Korr the Destroyer would’ve disagreed with that before he had sworn to pursue his dream of opening up the ultimate barbecue joint. However, … Continue reading →

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Nothing Can Go Rong-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 43

Posted on December 12, 2022 by jenicek

With an intricate weaving of fingers, Darvinia summoned dozens of faceless figures comprised of thick, red vines that were completely covered with thorns. They were called Razor Ropers. They were also, once chopped up, edible, chewy, and surprisingly sweet. These … Continue reading →

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It’s The Sudden Stop-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 42

Posted on December 5, 2022 by jenicek

Everyone in the Inferno-Squad was prepared to take to the skies to end this once and for all. Not all of them were avid flyers, but all of them put their trust in the Griffin-Riders or their own ability to … Continue reading →

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Hard to Miss-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 41

Posted on November 28, 2022 by jenicek

“Well?” demanded Desimatix. “I’m looking, I’m looking,” said Garthort frantically as he flipped through the tomes spread out on the camp table. “You do know there’s a massive Abomination wreaking havoc on the land,” the Dragon pointed out. “It would … Continue reading →

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So That Happened-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 40

Posted on November 21, 2022 by jenicek

Battles are funny. Not ha-ha funny, obviously. You can plan seven ways to Sunday and the whole thing can go sideways at a moment’s notice. Unlike brunch plans, sideways means people die. Again, not ha ha funny. The Alliance forces, … Continue reading →

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Better To Ask-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 39

Posted on November 14, 2022 by jenicek

Sitting alone in the cartography tent, Garthort slipped his left hand into his pocket to confirm that the object was still there. His fingers found it. He hadn’t imagined it or worse, lost it. “Pre-battle jitters, eh?” “Gah!” said Garthort … Continue reading →

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Dispatches From The Front-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 27

Posted on August 15, 2022 by jenicek

FROM: War Captain Sert, G.I.S.T. (Goblin Irregulars Strike Team) A smallish horde o’ ‘Boninations, git wat wuz comin’ to dem on da edge o’ da Canyons o’ Craziness. A scout drew’em into a cul-d-sac, de we sealed it up wit … Continue reading →

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Common Sense-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 26

Posted on August 8, 2022 by jenicek

Shattered hunks of granite littered the grand hall of the Unyielding Hold, one of the five Dwarven mountain republics. (There are six Hill Dwarf Holds but they don’t count to the mountain Dwarves. Don’t ask them unless you want to … Continue reading →

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