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Hard to Miss-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 41
“Well?” demanded Desimatix. “I’m looking, I’m looking,” said Garthort frantically as he flipped through the tomes spread out on the camp table. “You do know there’s a massive Abomination wreaking havoc on the land,” the Dragon pointed out. “It would … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Bicker, Books, Change, Choice, Confidence, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, epiphany, Fanatsy, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Glyphs, Guild, Humor, Lore, Magic, Plans, Research, Runes, Snap, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Tomes, Wizards
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So That Happened-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 40
Battles are funny. Not ha-ha funny, obviously. You can plan seven ways to Sunday and the whole thing can go sideways at a moment’s notice. Unlike brunch plans, sideways means people die. Again, not ha ha funny. The Alliance forces, … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Betrayal, Change, Daemons, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Guild, Ha Ha, Humans, Humor, Magic, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union, Worker's Rights
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Dispatches From The Front-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 27
FROM: War Captain Sert, G.I.S.T. (Goblin Irregulars Strike Team) A smallish horde o’ ‘Boninations, git wat wuz comin’ to dem on da edge o’ da Canyons o’ Craziness. A scout drew’em into a cul-d-sac, de we sealed it up wit … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Bone, Bones, Change, Clamp, Coastal, Dispatch, Dungeons and Dragons, Eel, Elves, Fantasy, fire, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Guild, Humor, Lay, Magic, News, Pyromancer, Ranger, Razor, Scallop, sea, Sea-Elves, Silent, Song, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union, War Dispatches, Witch, woods
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Common Sense-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 26
Shattered hunks of granite littered the grand hall of the Unyielding Hold, one of the five Dwarven mountain republics. (There are six Hill Dwarf Holds but they don’t count to the mountain Dwarves. Don’t ask them unless you want to … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Bottomless, Change, Chasm, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Hold, Humor, Magic, Mountain, Pit, Protocols, Schedule, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, This Is Fine, Unyielding
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It Can’t Hurt To Ask-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 22
Given the current state of uncertainty in the Land, undead hordes, Abominations roaming the countryside, economic upheaval, and general misery, prayer is on the rise. After all, the gods are there to help the devout, are they not? There’s a … Continue reading
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Tagged Abominations, Battle, Bureaucracy, Celestial, Deity, Drama, Dungeons and Dragons, Evil, existential crisis, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, gods, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor, Infernal, Interns, Magic, Rules, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead
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How The Sausage Is Made-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 9
Necromancers know a lot about history. This is not a bit of trivia to win a tavern bet on, though you can and probably will if it comes up. To be precise, they know all about the great battles of … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Battle, Blood, Chaos, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblin, Goblins, Humor, Magic, Necromancy, Night, Prophecy, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead, Vampire
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Missed Opportunity-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 8
High-Chief Arrogarerr, leader of the Orc Tribes stood at the head of her horde, resplendent in her blood-soaked armor, each spike bearing the rotted heads of one of her slain foes. By anyone’s standards, she looks very intimidating and fierce. … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventures, Battle, Diplomacy, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblin, Goblins, Humor, Magic, Orcs, Prophecy, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Truce
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The Writings of Leo Byrne Jenicek 