Tag Archives: Adventures

A Nibble and a Chat

“Please, make yourself comfortable,” said Darsey Bigbriches. Garthort paused. This was the sort of thing he would say just before he would do something terrible to a prisoner. “Oh, and help yourself to second brunch. I hope you like scones.” … Continue reading

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Bury The Lede

“Weren’t you terrified?” asked Burthode Bronzefist. “I guess if I had thought about it for a moment, I would’ve been,” replied Brother-Sargent Xoran. “If Oi had’ta foight a vampire all by me lonesome,wit only a silver buttah knoif, Oi’d be … Continue reading

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Eye of the Beholder

“Where in the ninety-nine hells are they?” asked Montar, the Abomination from the Outer Realms. Their cavern was empty. Well, at least of adventurers. There were plenty of the mutated creatures that they had summoned to soften up any adventurers … Continue reading

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How Does This Work?

“This is a good thing, right?” asked the Halfling lawyer, Dansey Bigbritches. That question hung in the salon of the Grand Concordance of the Wise in the Citadel or the Light like an unpleasant smell that no one wished to … Continue reading

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We Need To Talk

“I’m not going to talk to her,” insisted Darvinia, Enchantress of the Cursed Forest.   Punmurr, Warlady of the Blood Keep sighed and looked out at the jagged landscape below The Pernicious Donjon. The common wisdom was that such a hostile … Continue reading

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It’s A Funny Old World, Innit?

Burthode Bronzefist, a Dwarven scout, hid in the brush alongside Firna, a Goblin spotter. Below them, a seemingly endless parade of undead streamed along the old imperial road. “I see a legion of spearmen, from the…” Burthode paused, “Vantovian Principality.” … Continue reading

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Good Luck With That

Greetings Jarl Bonegrinder, lord of the Troll-Lands, I wish to discuss a mutually beneficial arraignment between your folk and the Society of the Night. If this is amenable to you, please send word.  Respectfully, Darvinia, Enchantress of the Cursed Forest, … Continue reading

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One More Time

“Let’s start again,” said the Elven investigator.  Garthort the Fly-Heart, formerly Garthort the Wicked, sighed. “I’ve told everything I know,” he pointed out. The investigator, who was called Pitare, pulled out a sheet of parchment from the folio in front … Continue reading

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Missed Opportunity

High-Chief Arrogarerr, leader of the Orc Tribes stood at the head of her horde, resplendent in her blood-soaked armor, each spike bearing the rotted heads of one of her slain foes. By anyone’s standards, she looks very intimidating and fierce. … Continue reading

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That Sounds Like a Lie

The Grand Concordance of the Wise assembled in the Citadel or the Light, located atop the peak of the Lofty Mountain. It was said that you could see the four corners of the Land from that glorious fastness. The negative … Continue reading

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