Tag Archives: Abusrdist

Letter By Letter

Posted on May 29, 2023 by jenicek

She lived in a castle made of words. It was built letter by letter, day by day. She didn’t know when the first word was placed what would happen, how could she? Nevertheless, she continued to place them, day after … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Short Stories | Tagged Abusrdist, Alone, Bacon, Books, Castle, cats, Dragons, Exploring, Fantasy, Knights, Lonley, Reading, Short Story, Tea, Words | Comments Off

The Quiet Part Loud

Posted on April 24, 2023 by jenicek

The Congressman sat uncomfortably in the padded armchair. It had looked very squashy and soft, but it felt as though it had dense lumps and sharp edges hidden under the upholstery. He was anxious enough as it was, being summoned … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Short Stories | Tagged Abusrdist, Congress, Corruption, Deals, Demon, Evil, Hell, Humor, Nuance, Politics, Short Story, Subtlety | Comments Off

Quite Able-Part Three

Posted on February 20, 2023 by jenicek

If you can imagine being slurped up like pasta, then you have a vague idea of what falling into a bowl of fractal noodles is like. There is also a disorientating sensation of falling into and out of oneself. Also … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Short Stories | Tagged Abusrdist, Adventure, Borough, Chef, Cooking, Food, fractal, Gastromancy, Gastronomy, ineffable, Kitchen, Knives, Magic, market, noodles, pocket universe, Quest, rescue, salt, Seasoning, seasonsing, Short Stories, Short Story, Silence, spice, spices, Surreal | Comments Off

Quite Able-Part One

Posted on February 19, 2023 by jenicek

The Feast of the Fringe was in three days’ time and Vanessa was very, very, trepidatious. Not cooking for the feast, that was the high light of the spring season, and she had been doing that with her father since … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Abstract, Abusrdist, Arrondissement, Borough, Chef, Cooking, Fantasy, Gastromancer, Gastromancy, Hot Pies, Impossible, Kitchen, Quest, Resourceful, Short Story, Surreal | Comments Off

Quite Able-Part Two

Posted on February 13, 2023 by jenicek

Vanessa emerged from the East-West Tubby Hook station. The trip was uneventful with the exception of the heavy metal oompah band that got on at the Six-Corners stop. Their music sent many other commuters scurrying to other cars but she … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Short Stories | Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Borough, Chef, Cooking, Food, fractal, Gastromancy, Gastronomy, ineffable, Kitchen, Knives, Magic, market, noodles, Perpwork, Quest, rescue, salt, Seasoning, seasonsing, Short Stories, Short Story, spice, spices, Surreal | Comments Off

What Is This Thing?

Posted on January 30, 2023 by jenicek

“Do you know what this is?” asked Andy. Becca looked up from her book at the object her husband held. “Where did it get that?” she asked. “Junk drawer.” “Throw it out.” “What if it’s important?” “Then put it back,” … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Science Fiction, Short Stories | Tagged Abusrdist, Chaos, Entropy, Folding Space, Humor, Junk Drawer, Key, Marriage, Order, Science, Science Fiction, Short Story, Space Time | Comments Off

Divine Denouement-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 46

Posted on January 2, 2023 by jenicek

It has been argued, and quite rightly, that war has no true winners. The cost of war is astronomical and can never fully be understood. Mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, nephews, nieces, cousins, and so on down the line, are lost. … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Abominations, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Divine Intervention, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, gods, Grave Diggers, Guild, Humor, Magic, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union, Worker's Rights | Comments Off

It’s A Hell Of A Thing-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 45

Posted on December 26, 2022 by jenicek

If they had been on the ground, many more people would’ve vaporized. Not much of a consolation for those who were, but you have it. Of course, Exhaultia and Darvinia went first, then Garthort. Members of the Grand Concordance of … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Abusrdist, Battle, Betrayal, Change, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Ghosts, Goblins, Guild, Heroes, Heroics, Humans, Humor, Magic, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union | Comments Off

This Can’t Be A Surprise-Da Great Goblin-Rebellion Part 44

Posted on December 19, 2022 by jenicek

Once you’ve been victorious in battle, the last thing you want to do is fight another battle. U’Korr the Destroyer would’ve disagreed with that before he had sworn to pursue his dream of opening up the ultimate barbecue joint. However, … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion | Tagged Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Betrayal, Daemons, Dragon, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Good, Guild, Ha Ha, Halfling, Humans, Humor, Magic, Necromancy, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead | Comments Off

Nothing Can Go Rong-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 43

Posted on December 12, 2022 by jenicek

With an intricate weaving of fingers, Darvinia summoned dozens of faceless figures comprised of thick, red vines that were completely covered with thorns. They were called Razor Ropers. They were also, once chopped up, edible, chewy, and surprisingly sweet. These … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor, Uncategorized | Tagged Abominations, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Battle, Betrayal, Daemons, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Humans, Humor, Magic, Plants, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Victory | Comments Off

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