Tag Archives: Absurd

Quite Able-Part Two

Posted on February 13, 2023 by jenicek

Vanessa emerged from the East-West Tubby Hook station. The trip was uneventful with the exception of the heavy metal oompah band that got on at the Six-Corners stop. Their music sent many other commuters scurrying to other cars but she … Continue reading →

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Mad Modesty-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 38

Posted on November 7, 2022 by jenicek

Meanwhile, in the Outer Realms… Gibbering Mouths bloomed in shades of purple and orange across the Plains of Pandemonium, each screaming in their own unique way. The dissolving river surged by, its bright green acid bubbling and steaming into the … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Betrayal, Change, Clever, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, grovelling, Guild, Humor, Magic, Non-Euclidean, skullduggery, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union | Comments Off

You Want What?-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 37

Posted on October 31, 2022 by jenicek

“I have demands,” said Desimatix as he lolled on a mighty pile of treasure. “Naturally,” agreed Dansey Bigbritches. He had been selected for this negotiation because Halflings are not threatening. Additionally, he had the rather rare ability of not taking … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Change, Clever, Death, Dragons, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Halfling, Life, negotiation, Songs | Comments Off

Dead Clever-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 36

Posted on October 24, 2022 by jenicek

The wind and the clacking of bones set Xoran’s teeth on edge. Truthfully, it was the bones that really irritated him. He was mostly indifferent to the wind. Before him, lay a vast army of the undead. Reanimated skeletons of … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Change, Clever, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Holy, Humor, Lich, Logic, Magic, Parley, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Undead, Vampire, Vampires, War, Warriors | Comments Off

Selfish Platter-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 35

Posted on October 9, 2022 by jenicek

Author’s note: This is a bit embarrassing. Here is a missing chapter of Da Great Goblin Rebellion. I wrote it and failed to post it. Why you might ask. I’m going to say it was a spell a Fell Sorcerer … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Change, Dungeons and Dragons, Economics, Evil, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Humor, Infighting, Magic, negotiation, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union, Worker's Rights | Comments Off

Good News Bad News-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 34

Posted on October 3, 2022 by jenicek

The Land was green as far as the eye could see. Not the verdant hue of nature in balance. This was because literally, everything was green. Rocks, lakes, rivers, mountains, and wildlife. Additionally, this green was a color that should … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Abominations, Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, cave, Change, Chase, Dragon, Dungeons and Dragons, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Guild, Humor, Journey, Magic, Mission, Quest, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Travel, Undead Goblins, Union | Comments Off

The Dreaded Pop In-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 33

Posted on September 26, 2022 by jenicek

Garthort sat in his worn armchair and sighed. It had been a long day. Of course, they were all long days right now. The search for the rift continued and it was dangerous slow work. A dozen Griffin-Riders had been … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Change, Daemon, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblins, Guild, Humor, Magic, Opportunity, Pop In, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Uninvited, Union, Visit, Wizards, Worker's Rights | Comments Off

It Would Be Wrong NOT TO-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 32

Posted on September 19, 2022 by jenicek

“Hebo-Dij, what in the names of all the gods are you doing?” hissed Litah, the Elven cleric. The Gnome rogue gave her his most disarming smile. Usually, it was enough to get him out of trouble, or at least delay … Continue reading →

Posted in Fantasy, Gaming, Great Goblin Rebellion, Humor | Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Change, Cleric, Dungeons and Dragons, Elf, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Gnome, Greed, Guild, Humor, Magic, Mission, Puzzels, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Tome, Traps, Treasure, Union | Comments Off

For Each One You See…-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 31

Posted on September 12, 2022 by jenicek

“It’s like throwing rocks in the ocean,” stated Garthort the TBD. The Chief Diva began to hum something sorrowful and strum his lute, adding to the grim vibe of the proceeding. “Surely it’s not that bad?” asked Vumto, the part-Giant. … Continue reading →

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Party Action-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 30

Posted on September 5, 2022 by jenicek

Sontor, god of the sky was reclining on a bed crafted from the warmth of the sun and pillows filled with starlight which was always comfortably cool. He had just gotten comfortable and was about to drink a goblet of … Continue reading →

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