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Mad Modesty-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 38

Meanwhile, in the Outer Realms… Gibbering Mouths bloomed in shades of purple and orange across the Plains of Pandemonium, each screaming in their own unique way. The dissolving river surged by, its bright green acid bubbling and steaming into the … Continue reading

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You Want What?-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 37

“I have demands,” said Desimatix as he lolled on a mighty pile of treasure. “Naturally,” agreed Dansey Bigbritches. He had been selected for this negotiation because Halflings are not threatening. Additionally, he had the rather rare ability of not taking … Continue reading

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Dead Clever-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 36

The wind and the clacking of bones set Xoran’s teeth on edge. Truthfully, it was the bones that really irritated him. He was mostly indifferent to the wind. Before him, lay a vast army of the undead. Reanimated skeletons of … Continue reading

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Selfish Platter-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 35

Darvinia sat in the meeting chamber of the Society of the Night. It was carved out of crimson marble and imported to the Pernicious Donjon at great expense. Well, a lot of people died getting it here and the builders … Continue reading

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Good News Bad News-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 34

The Land was green as far as the eye could see. Not the verdant hue of nature in balance. This was because literally, everything was green. Rocks, lakes, rivers, mountains, and wildlife. Additionally, this green was a color that should … Continue reading

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The Dreaded Pop In-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 33

Garthort sat in his worn armchair and sighed. It had been a long day. Of course, they were all long days right now. The search for the rift continued and it was dangerous slow work. A dozen Griffin-Riders had been … Continue reading

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It Would Be Wrong NOT TO-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 32

“Hebo-Dij, what in the names of all the gods are you doing?” hissed Litah, the Elven cleric. The Gnome rogue gave her his most disarming smile. Usually, it was enough to get him out of trouble, or at least delay … Continue reading

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For Each One You See…-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 31

“It’s like throwing rocks in the ocean,” stated Garthort the TBD. The Chief Diva began to hum something sorrowful and strum his lute, adding to the grim vibe of the proceeding. “Surely it’s not that bad?” asked Vumto, the part-Giant. … Continue reading

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Party Action-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 30

Sontor, god of the sky was reclining on a bed crafted from the warmth of the sun and pillows filled with starlight which was always comfortably cool. He had just gotten comfortable and was about to drink a goblet of … Continue reading

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No Good Deed-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 29

Captain Alfie Riverbottom looked out from the battlements of the Keep Sinasstair. The countryside used to have a thick forest of dark oak trees that had been planted ages ago to prevent any siege of the keep. The Dire Wolves … Continue reading

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