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One More Time
“Let’s start again,” said the Elven investigator. Garthort the Fly-Heart, formerly Garthort the Wicked, sighed. “I’ve told everything I know,” he pointed out. The investigator, who was called Pitare, pulled out a sheet of parchment from the folio in front … Continue reading
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Here Comes The Sun
Brother-Sargent Xoran of the Temple of the Dawn Goddess rode into camp on his Dentre-Bird, the large, flightless birds favored as mounts by the order. He leapt off and cried, “I must see the Mum-Captain, posthaste!” He moved through the … Continue reading
Thank You For Your Input
“Sir, your eleven o’clock is here.” Runpin, Master of the Adventure’s Guild put a wax seal on the document in front of him and handed it to his assistant. “Very well Tunferd, please see them in.” Nodding, the clerk led … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Abusrdist, Adventurers, Change, Dungeons and Dragons, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Goblin, Goblins, Guild, Humor, Magic, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, Union, Worker's Rights
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How The Sausage Is Made
Necromancers know a lot about history. This is not a bit of trivia to win a tavern bet on, though you can and probably will if it comes up. To be precise, they know all about the great battles of … Continue reading
Missed Opportunity
High-Chief Arrogarerr, leader of the Orc Tribes stood at the head of her horde, resplendent in her blood-soaked armor, each spike bearing the rotted heads of one of her slain foes. By anyone’s standards, she looks very intimidating and fierce. … Continue reading
That Sounds Like a Lie
The Grand Concordance of the Wise assembled in the Citadel or the Light, located atop the peak of the Lofty Mountain. It was said that you could see the four corners of the Land from that glorious fastness. The negative … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Adventurers, Adventures, captured, Dungeons and Dragons, Dwarves, Elves, Fantasy, Funny, Gaming, Halfling, Humor, Magic, Secrets, Surreal, Tabletop RPG, transformation, Trial, Wizard
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Back Up Please
“Family is difficult,” said Darvinia, Enchantress of the Cursed Forest. “AS YOU SAY, MY LADY,” intoned the Automata that she had purchased as a personal guard. While it was a fantastically efficient killing machine (quite literally), its conversational skills were … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, Adventurers, Adventures, captured, Dungeons and Dragons, Family, Fantasy, Forest, Funny, Gaming, Growing, Humor, Magic, Necromancy, Plants, Secrets, Sisters, skeletons, Surreal, Toxins, transformation, Undead, Wizard, Zombies
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No Questions Please
Magic is all about style. Each spellcaster cultivates their own techniques. Two different magicians can accomplish the result through very different means. One might travel instantaneously across a city by slowing time so it appears that they have suddenly appeared … Continue reading
The Writings of Leo Byrne Jenicek 