Tag Archives: Abominations

Divine Denouement-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 46

Posted on January 2, 2023 by jenicek

It has been argued, and quite rightly, that war has no true winners. The cost of war is astronomical and can never fully be understood. Mothers, fathers, sons, daughters, nephews, nieces, cousins, and so on down the line, are lost. … Continue reading →

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Nothing Can Go Rong-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 43

Posted on December 12, 2022 by jenicek

With an intricate weaving of fingers, Darvinia summoned dozens of faceless figures comprised of thick, red vines that were completely covered with thorns. They were called Razor Ropers. They were also, once chopped up, edible, chewy, and surprisingly sweet. These … Continue reading →

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It’s The Sudden Stop-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 42

Posted on December 5, 2022 by jenicek

Everyone in the Inferno-Squad was prepared to take to the skies to end this once and for all. Not all of them were avid flyers, but all of them put their trust in the Griffin-Riders or their own ability to … Continue reading →

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Hard to Miss-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 41

Posted on November 28, 2022 by jenicek

“Well?” demanded Desimatix. “I’m looking, I’m looking,” said Garthort frantically as he flipped through the tomes spread out on the camp table. “You do know there’s a massive Abomination wreaking havoc on the land,” the Dragon pointed out. “It would … Continue reading →

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So That Happened-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 40

Posted on November 21, 2022 by jenicek

Battles are funny. Not ha-ha funny, obviously. You can plan seven ways to Sunday and the whole thing can go sideways at a moment’s notice. Unlike brunch plans, sideways means people die. Again, not ha ha funny. The Alliance forces, … Continue reading →

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Mad Modesty-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 38

Posted on November 7, 2022 by jenicek

Meanwhile, in the Outer Realms… Gibbering Mouths bloomed in shades of purple and orange across the Plains of Pandemonium, each screaming in their own unique way. The dissolving river surged by, its bright green acid bubbling and steaming into the … Continue reading →

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You Want What?-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 37

Posted on October 31, 2022 by jenicek

“I have demands,” said Desimatix as he lolled on a mighty pile of treasure. “Naturally,” agreed Dansey Bigbritches. He had been selected for this negotiation because Halflings are not threatening. Additionally, he had the rather rare ability of not taking … Continue reading →

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Good News Bad News-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 34

Posted on October 3, 2022 by jenicek

The Land was green as far as the eye could see. Not the verdant hue of nature in balance. This was because literally, everything was green. Rocks, lakes, rivers, mountains, and wildlife. Additionally, this green was a color that should … Continue reading →

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For Each One You See…-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 31

Posted on September 12, 2022 by jenicek

“It’s like throwing rocks in the ocean,” stated Garthort the TBD. The Chief Diva began to hum something sorrowful and strum his lute, adding to the grim vibe of the proceeding. “Surely it’s not that bad?” asked Vumto, the part-Giant. … Continue reading →

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No Good Deed-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 29

Posted on August 29, 2022 by jenicek

Captain Alfie Riverbottom looked out from the battlements of the Keep Sinasstair. The countryside used to have a thick forest of dark oak trees that had been planted ages ago to prevent any siege of the keep. The Dire Wolves … Continue reading →

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