Category Archives: Great Goblin Rebellion

Common Sense-Da Great Goblin Rebellion-Part 26

Posted on August 8, 2022 by jenicek

Shattered hunks of granite littered the grand hall of the Unyielding Hold, one of the five Dwarven mountain republics. (There are six Hill Dwarf Holds but they don’t count to the mountain Dwarves. Don’t ask them unless you want to … Continue reading →

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Corruption is Sexy-Da Great Goblin Rebellion Part 25

Posted on August 1, 2022 by jenicek

The Underworld might appear to be chaos but in fact, Hell craves order. To the untrained eye, it appears to be a random hodgepodge of countless sharp, spiky objects, pits of fire, pits of acid, pits of excrement, pits filled … Continue reading →

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Treat O’Clock-Da Great Goblin Rebellion Part 24

Posted on July 25, 2022 by jenicek

“I’m not pro-apocalypse, just so we’re clear,” said The Exalted, with a gesture, “but try to see it from my point of view.” That was a little joke. Very little. Aerus the Elven Griffin-Rider and Xorp, the Goblin Bard, exchanged … Continue reading →

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Drinks & Denigration-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 23

Posted on July 18, 2022 by jenicek

The Drowsy Dragon was a typical roadside tavern, complete with a roaring fireplace, tankards of ale being served by wenches of all genders, filled with adventurers laughing, drinking, and occasionally fighting. As often as not, these quarrels were mended by … Continue reading →

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It Can’t Hurt To Ask-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 22

Posted on July 11, 2022 by jenicek

Given the current state of uncertainty in the Land, undead hordes, Abominations roaming the countryside, economic upheaval, and general misery, prayer is on the rise. After all, the gods are there to help the devout, are they not? There’s a … Continue reading →

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Everything I Ever Wanted-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 21

Posted on July 4, 2022 by jenicek

There were many rumors about U’Korr the Destroyer. Some said that he was half Daemon and a quarter Giant on his mother’s side. Others believed he was an avatar of some forgotten god of battle or chaos or chaos-battle. A … Continue reading →

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Meanwhile… Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 20

Posted on June 27, 2022 by jenicek

As every wizard knows, some parts of the Land are infused with magic. Elven kingdoms are dripping with it, as they LOVE to remind everyone else. Dwarves draw on their rune-lore and ties to the living rock. Sites of great … Continue reading →

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A Nibble and a Chat-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 19

Posted on June 20, 2022 by jenicek

“Please, make yourself comfortable,” said Darsey Bigbriches. Garthort paused. This was the sort of thing he would say just before he would do something terrible to a prisoner. “Oh, and help yourself to second brunch. I hope you like scones.” … Continue reading →

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Bury The Lede-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 18

Posted on June 13, 2022 by jenicek

“Weren’t you terrified?” asked Burthode Bronzefist. “I guess if I had thought about it for a moment, I would’ve been,” replied Brother-Sargent Xoran. “If Oi had’ta foight a vampire all by me lonesome,wit only a silver buttah knoif, Oi’d be … Continue reading →

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Eye of the Beholder-Da Great Goblin Revolution-Part 17

Posted on June 6, 2022 by jenicek

“Where in the ninety-nine hells are they?” asked Montar, the Abomination from the Outer Realms. Their cavern was empty. Well, at least of adventurers. There were plenty of the mutated creatures that they had summoned to soften up any adventurers … Continue reading →

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