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Here Comes The Sun

Brother-Sargent Xoran of the Temple of the Dawn Goddess rode into camp on his Dentre-Bird, the large, flightless birds favored as mounts by the order. He leapt off and cried, “I must see the Mum-Captain, posthaste!” He moved through the … Continue reading

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Thank You For Your Input

“Sir, your eleven o’clock is here.” Runpin, Master of the Adventure’s Guild put a wax seal on the document in front of him and handed it to his assistant. “Very well Tunferd, please see them in.” Nodding, the clerk led … Continue reading

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How The Sausage Is Made

Necromancers know a lot about history. This is not a bit of trivia to win a tavern bet on, though you can and probably will if it comes up. To be precise, they know all about the great battles of … Continue reading

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Missed Opportunity

High-Chief Arrogarerr, leader of the Orc Tribes stood at the head of her horde, resplendent in her blood-soaked armor, each spike bearing the rotted heads of one of her slain foes. By anyone’s standards, she looks very intimidating and fierce. … Continue reading

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That Sounds Like a Lie

The Grand Concordance of the Wise assembled in the Citadel or the Light, located atop the peak of the Lofty Mountain. It was said that you could see the four corners of the Land from that glorious fastness. The negative … Continue reading

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Back Up Please

“Family is difficult,” said Darvinia, Enchantress of the Cursed Forest. “AS YOU SAY, MY LADY,” intoned the Automata that she had purchased as a personal guard. While it was a fantastically efficient killing machine (quite literally), its conversational skills were … Continue reading

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Unwelcome Guests

With a simple spell, Garthort froze the figure. He was researching in his library when he spotted a shadow lurking behind him. Gripping his silver chased, mahogany staff, which matched his argent robes with ebony embroidery (he wasn’t going to … Continue reading

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Bit O’ Talk Den

Tanval Keen-Eyed found himself tied to a tree. It was not how he saw his day going. At all. A group of surprisingly well-armed Goblins clustered on the other side of the clearing, chatting quietly. “If you’re going to kill … Continue reading

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Just Us

Garthort the Wicked sat and unenthusiastically ate gruel. It was the only thing he knew how to make but it was not his first choice. (That was Elven Toast topped with a berry compote and a dollop of sweetened cream.)  … Continue reading

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A Palaver Wit A Malignity

She strode to the gates of Goblinburg, formerly the abandoned city of Wild Fringe. Her dainty hooves sizzled on the damp ground. “Oy!” shouted one of the two sentries that stood guard, “’Alt an state yer business!” Both Goblin guards … Continue reading

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