Twelve Days of D&D

Merry Holidays and Happy Christmas constant readers.

Here’s a little nerd themed gift for you all.

Enjoy!

-Leo Jenicek

On the first day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

A Goblin hiding in a Treant.

On the Second day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant.

On the Third day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Three Dwarven ales, Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant

On the Fourth day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Four Clerics healing, Three Dwarven ales, Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant.

On the Fifth day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Five Magic Rings! Four Clerics healing, Three Dwarven ales, Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant.

On the Sixth day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Six Basilisks a-laying, Five Magic Rings! Four Clerics healing, Three Dwarven ales, Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant

On the Seventh day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Seven Krakens a-swimming, Six Basilisks a-laying, Five Magic Rings! Four Clerics healing, Three Dwarven ales, Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant.

On the Eighth day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Eight Barbarians a-Raging, Seven Krakens swimming, Six Basilisks a-laying, Five Magic Rings! Four Clerics healing, Three Dwarven ales, Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant.

On the Ninth day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Nine Paladins Smiting, Eight Barbarians a-Raging, Seven Krakens swimming, Six Basilisks a-laying, Five Magic Rings! Four Clerics healing, Three Dwarven ales, Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant.

On the Tenth day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Ten Rogues a-stealthing, Nine Paladins Smiting, Eight Barbarians a-Raging, Seven Krakens swimming, Six Basilisks a-laying, Five Magic Rings! Four Clerics healing, Three Dwarven ales, Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant.

On the Eleventh day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Eleven Bards a mocking, Ten Rogues a-stealthing, Nine Paladins Smiting, Eight Barbarians a-Raging, Seven Krakens swimming, Six Basilisks a-laying, Five Magic Rings! Four Clerics healing, Three Dwarven ales, Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant.

On the Twelfth day of Yule Time my DM gave to me,

Twelve,twelve sided dice, Eleven Bards a mocking, Ten Rogues a-stealthing, Nine Paladins Smiting, Eight Barbarians a-Raging, Seven Krakens swimming, Six Basilisks a-laying, Five Magic Rings! Four Clerics healing, Three Dwarven ales, Two Owlbears and a Goblin hiding in a Treant.

This entry was posted in Gaming, Poetry and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.