Nice is not as good as kind.
Petting a cat or dog is quick way to feel better.
Portion sizes on food labels were written by people who clearly don’t like to eat.
If you love books, you will always buy more than you will ever read.
Han shot first.
Assholery can be a sign of profound sadness. Sometimes.
No one is too busy to return a text.
If you order Domino’s in NYC, you are dead inside.
In the deep dark night, comedy will keep the demons at bay.
Everyone deserves love.
The Writings of Leo Byrne Jenicek 